As many of you know, I'm engaged to a very wonderful woman. She's marvelous, beautiful and I love her very much. But nobody's perfect and she does have one major flaw. She's a Nebraska Cornerhuskers fan. Naturally, after my Iowa Hawkeyes finished a rather depressing season with a loss to the Huskers, my sweet darling couldn't help but rub it in just a little.
But, I've come up with some very compelling reasons as to why Iowa Hawkeye fans are more spiritual than - just to use a complete random example - Husker fans.
- It's easier for Hawkeye fans to be humble. Losses tend to help with that.
- Hawkeye fans have more opportunity to exercise patience. After all, "next season will be better".
- Hawkeye fans are less tempted to brag to about their team.
- Every week Hawkeye fans are reminded that we cannot put our confidence in man (especial one who wears a Tiger Hawk on his helmet).
- Hawkeye fans learn to deal with disappointment on a regular basis.
- Hawkeye fans have many examples of how not live a life free from alcahol and drugs.
- We have the best color combination in the NCAA. I don't know how that makes us more spiritual but it's true.
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Guess I'll have to take my lowly spiritual stature since I am a Packers fan...
ReplyDeleteI on the other hand am especially spiritual because I'm also a Colts fan ;-)
ReplyDeleteHaha...no ;)
ReplyDeleteI think it should be pointed out that superiority can't be helped. Also, surely spirituality can be attained outside of adverse circumstances. Never mind though, darling. I'll always love you anyway!:)
ReplyDeletehehe Well, I'll alway love you too. But it takes a special level of spirituality to be a Hawkeye fan. Carnal people just can't handle it ;-).
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